How Goldman Sachs Can Help you Invest in Yourself

“If only these walls could talk.” It is a common cliché, but with the notable exception of the demon-infused drywall in Poltergeist, it never happens. Interestingly enough however, it turns out that elevators do occasionally tweet— most notably the elevator at Goldman Sachs. The lift at one of the nations most prestigious Investment Banks has […]

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Metallica- Masters of Theology

“Today our message comes to us from the book of Exodus,” said the pastor as he slowly wheeled two giant Gibson amplifiers down the aisle of the massive sanctuary. “A guest has prepared our message. Prepare your hearts for the word of God.” As the congregation bowed, the pastor pegged the amplifiers on 10 and […]

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The Great Christian Marketing Fail

Marketing makes the world go round. It shapes our impressions, our desires, even the words we use. Used cars quickly become “previously owned automobiles”, abortion advocates are rebranded “pro-choice” and euphemism like “erectile dysfunction” spring up overnight. (sorry) Without a good hook, tagline and a carefully orchestrated plan even the best product may be ultimately […]

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Karl Marx and Opiate De-tox

This Karl Marx guy might be on to something. I’m not referring solely to his sweet neck beard– though that is quite sublime. No, it turns out the 17th century revolutionary had at least the kernel of a good idea buried in the reams of nonsensical theory he churned out. Yep, the man whose ideas […]

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