Everybody Loves Raymond, Especially Raymond

Big time college recruiting is out of control. Grown men now fawn over 17-year-old boys in ways that would make Chris Hansen blush. Is it any wonder these same kids grow up feeling entitled? Luckily there is a solution. There is no chance to feel entitled when your father is able to outshine even the […]

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Geared up Geeks

Have you noticed the increasing numbers of bicyclers on the roads lately? Their commitment to fitness is to be applauded, their commitment to fashion mocked. Waves of these spandex-wrapped nerds converge on the suburban streets, like a scourge of locust advertising for their nonexistent sponsors via matching bike jerseys that are always three sizes too […]

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Chicks Dig Sol

Suppose you had a buddy named Sol. And Sol just happened to be the smartest man in the world. I’m not talking about some sort of Stephen Hawking dweeb intellectual, rather someone who knew about human intuition and had the wisdom of applied knowledge. Hypothetical Sol is the kind of guy who has an answer […]

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God Despises Buffalo Bills… Possibly Vikings

Back in 2009 Buffalo Bills wide receiver Stevie Johnson shocked the world when he publicly acknowledged what Bills fans have known for years. God hates the Buffalo Bills. After dropping a surefire touchdown and letting the Pittsburgh Steelers back into a game his team ultimately lost, Johnson took to twitter to challenge his creator. The […]

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I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours… your Ebenezer that is.

On the 40th anniversary of my birth the time has come. After years of sports and incendiary political rants via Mizeguys, the time has come to shift gears to a more interactive model. It’s finally time to raise my Ebenezer. Twice a week I will be posting new content, building out my stone of truth. […]

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