Have you noticed the increasing numbers of bicyclers on the roads lately? Their commitment to fitness is to be applauded, their commitment to fashion mocked. Waves of these spandex-wrapped nerds converge on the suburban streets, like a scourge of locust advertising for their nonexistent sponsors via matching bike jerseys that are always three sizes too […]
Suppose you had a buddy named Sol. And Sol just happened to be the smartest man in the world. I’m not talking about some sort of Stephen Hawking dweeb intellectual, rather someone who knew about human intuition and had the wisdom of applied knowledge. Hypothetical Sol is the kind of guy who has an answer […]
On the 40th anniversary of my birth the time has come. After years of sports and incendiary political rants via Mizeguys, the time has come to shift gears to a more interactive model. It’s finally time to raise my Ebenezer. Twice a week I will be posting new content, building out my stone of truth. […]